Just popped in to deliver a stolen joke and two totally different songs. Firstly the joke stolen from Guide Fawkes comments;
sandy winder;
A man walks into a library and asks for a book about UKIP.
The librarian responds: 'Get the f**k out!'
The man replies: 'That's the one!'
This first toon won’t appeal to many of you but fortunately the lyrics, or as I call them, the words are on screen. Drink them in and, should you wish, substitute ‘redneck’ for your preferred personage.
The second – well, we all like a cowboy movie, right? So giddy on up an’ get on out to the pub smiling. Enjoy your days.
Quote; Bob Newhart.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.”
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