11 Dec 2007

And Then A Duck Walked Into A Bar........

A duck walks into a bar and says,

“Got any bread?”
Barman, “No.”
Duck, “Got any bread?”
Barman, 'No, we don't have any bread.”
Duck “Got any bread?”
Barman, “No, we don't have any f***ing bread and if you ask me one more f***ing time I'll nail your
f***ing beak to the f***ing bar!!”
Duck, “Got any nails?”
Barman, “Oh, for f***'s sake. NO!!”
Duck, “Got any bread?”

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